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mydollyaviana:

omg I freaking love this

(Source: megahra)

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

(Source: jordansparrish)

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

(Source: pleatedjeans)

ashermajestywishes:

femininefreak:

magnius159:

beautiful things are happening

I learned today that Obama is only the fourth acting president to visit a Native American reservation…..

That’s called leadership

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

tastefullyoffensive:

Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence

likeliterallydead:

maikimhuyeen:

omg, press play. wait for the beat to drop. 

this is just lovely

  • Random Adult: You're going to college? What are you majoring in?
  • Me: English
  • Random Adult: So you're going to become an English teac-
  • Me: NO
  • Random Adult: ...so what are you planning on having as a profession?
  • Me: .. I don't know.

I said I was an English major, that I wanted to write someday, and that I read the way other people eat chocolate.

The Elementals, Francesca Lia Block (via quotes-for-reference)

nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

How you know you’re an English major: you never do the reading for your classes.

  • me: this is the literal worst thing I have ever written omg why did I even turn it in.
  • professor/editor/audience: this is great! awesome work on this!
  • me: i'm feeling pretty confident on this. I'm happy with the final result.
  • professor/editor/audience: lolno failed.
  • Friend: Why are you an English major?
  • *In my head*: I'm garbage at everything else
  • *In my head*: I'm great at bullshitting things
  • *In my head*: Math scares me
  • *In my head*: Science scares me
  • *In my head*: I like talking a lot
  • Me: It's just my passion!

jillianleedy:

THIS IS THE BEST!

As a person who just graduated with an English degree, I thank you, Weird Al, for mocking the grammar-less.

(In all seriousness, educate yourselves, people. Edit before you post. Word crimes are really annoying.)

WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY I’M AN ENGLISH MAJOR

dukeofbookingham:

I’m like:

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